​​Laurie Loft, writer


I'm just a struggling writer wishing for a cool desk
About me
​Call me Ishmael. ​No... Laurie Loft was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm. ​Wait... Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else... ​Maybe not... When I woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, I found myself changed into a monstrous vermin. Well, ha.

​I suppose I must think up my own first line.

When Laurie Loft was seven years old,
her father chopped her favorite doll in half
with an axe.

But that's another story.